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Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Am I the first one here?'

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Bike Wash

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"Help! Set me free!"

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"Great video, but the sound was off. I wonder whose fault that was."

Elevator dilemma.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Jose Mourinho

"So, how can we explain this dip in productivity which seems to happen every Wednesday?"