Schedule Mastermind Mugs

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Am I the first one here?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"Help! Set me free!"

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Bike Wash

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"Great video, but the sound was off. I wonder whose fault that was."

Elevator dilemma.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"So, how can we explain this dip in productivity which seems to happen every Wednesday?"

'Gentlemen and ladies, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'