Scent Sorcerer Mugs

"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Canine Scentipede

Computer Expert

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."