Scent Wizard Mugs

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Aromatherapy for Men

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Guy Fieri

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Club DJ.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"Great Perfume!"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.