Sentiment Sorcerer Mugs

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

Witch's Brew.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"That must be the artist over there."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Maestro

Mushy Peas

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Saxophone summoning.

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Witch Online

Mother's Day cards

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'