Sentiment Sorcerer Mugs

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

If Disney was a software company

The Map of the Human Heart

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Witch's Brew.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"That must be the artist over there."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Maestro

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mushy Peas

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Saxophone summoning.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Witch Online

Mother's Day cards

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."