Scent Sketcher T-Shirts

Again, you don't need all the smell lines.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Canine Scentipede

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Mutation D614G

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

twist building

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Excess

'I must smell more.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!