Scent Marking T-Shirts

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Sniffing Zoo

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

At the animal perfume fair.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'