Scenic View Critic Pillows

Rating the Sunset

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Sunset Attraction

Hotel Room

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Theater and the Sun

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'For sale'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Let's not have children."

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"Did I mention the view?"

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"Look at that! What kind of irresponsible jerk trashes a lovely place like this?"

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

'It's a shame it's such a clear day. When it's cloudy you can't see a thing from up here.'

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

'House for sale, lifestyle inlcuded.'