Scenic View Enthusiast Pillows

"Except for that wildfire destroying Pasadena, isn’t California beautiful?"

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Sunset Attraction

Hotel Room

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Theater and the Sun

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'For sale'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Let's not have children."