Scenic Photographer Mugs

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

Polar bear bowling alley

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Candid Camera store.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Get out of my face!"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

Fall on a desert island

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Sistine Selfie

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

All the apps hidden within a phone

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."