Nature Photographer Mugs

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

'This will photograph it, check our global position, scroll our database, name it, text details,play music and oops - the battery's gone dead.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals have sensed his presence.

'Wow what graphics.'

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

Wildlife photographer.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Swinging through the jungle.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

". . .And up ahead, to your left, is a 800 pound grizzly bear. Careful folks, keep your distance, this big fellow could spell trouble. . ."

Blatant competition in nature.

'Up until now, I was a dedicated environmentalist.'

'I'm an albino.'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

Spiro & Pusho on photo safari

Bear Giving Bunny Ears to Other Bear

'Nice piece of kit!'.

"See if you can get him to torment something."

"Keep your eye on him."

The Butterflies' Revenge

"Get out of my face!"

"For animals 'in the wild', we could be wilder, and a little less cutesy."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Romantic Giraffes