Scenic Photographer Pillows

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Candid Camera store.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Get out of my face!"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Sistine Selfie

Fall on a desert island

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

All the apps hidden within a phone

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'