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"Lonely island? I wasn't on a lonely island. I was in a Swedish furniture store."

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Artists At The Auto Show

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Air Dentistry

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Giant wants his shoe back.

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

"I actually made this couch from one of his furballs."

Bottom House

"Reproduction furniture."

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"How about a different font?"

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

"Very minimalist"

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."