Scandinavian Design Gifts

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Surprise!"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'My freezer's on the blink again.'

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Bed of nails.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Knut Sveinsson

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

Finnish skier

I've gone one better!

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

'.. and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'

"Lonely island? I wasn't on a lonely island. I was in a Swedish furniture store."

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

Caricature of a Viking