Scandal Skeptic Mugs

Sen. Krupt. In hindsight, embezzling for the scandal investigation fund was not a good idea.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'Horsemeat in pies, eh, sir, who can you trust nowadays?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Gulliver's Travails

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Trumpled

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."