Corruption Skeptics Mugs

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Disappearing Democracy

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'That damn racial scandal.'

Goal!

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

With-it Woman

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Profit can be a silly thing, but your boss thinks it is everything.

Secret Agent Men

"It's really a lateral transfer, Crampton, From 'Nobody' to 'Flunkie'."

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

"Nooooo!"

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'