Corruption Skeptics Mugs

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

Disappearing Democracy

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

With-it Woman

'That damn racial scandal.'

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Profit can be a silly thing, but your boss thinks it is everything.

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"It's really a lateral transfer, Crampton, From 'Nobody' to 'Flunkie'."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'

"Nooooo!"

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Then it's agreed. We'll never lie to the American public, but it's O. K. to out-source that function.'