Crime Skeptics Mugs

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Obama's surveillance of America.

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Financial Corruption

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

Secret Agent Men

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Privacy Conference Security

Domestic spying.

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Data From a Truck

Warning: this is a safe area.

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."