Crime Story Skeptic Mugs

"Are you okay, Ms. Yoon?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Well did he?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'Why is it always about me?'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Paper or plastic?"

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Handcuffs.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."