Scandal Enthusiast Prints

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"It's not all bad. We still have enough cash for bribing the prison guards."

"Where my travel expenses come from is none of your business!"

"It's nothing really serious. I just wandered a little too close to the harsh light of intense public scrutiny."

1998: A Look Back

"As a sign of respect for you stockholders, our CEO will use his one phone call from prison to take questions about the recent negative publicity."

Clinton Presidential Library: 'You must be 21.'

"Look, I've denied it - can we move on?"

Trump's Nixon Reflection

Johnson Flat refurb inquiry

"Would you vote for someone who didn't have an interesting private life?"

The Prince Regent and Lady Hertford's Affair

Johnson Lockdown Party

Farcical Recognition Technology

MPs Expense Claims - INcredible OUTlandish

TALK-SHOW STUDIO, 'We're on a ten-second delay in case a caller says something that makes sense.'

'What the actress actually said to me was. . .'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I'm afraid there's no market for 'Kiss n Tell' these days. We need 'Shag n Tell' at the very least...'

CONGRESS, 'We have a big pork bill to pass, McFlibley -- would you mind distracting the press with a big sex scandal?'

'Poor chaps really embarrassed...a blogger blew the lid on all the sexual antics and affairs in top management, and he wasn't even mentioned!'

'What kind of agent are you if you can't even get my phone hacked?'

Pocket Pickup Pal

'sell Obama's senate seat and pocket the money!'

January and February 1998

"How did you find out I was a superdelegate, Irene?"

"True, it's been revealed that I have a second family, but, I assure you, I am a decent second-family man."

"I'm just like any other politician in the race-I take my pants off one leg at a time."

"I don't know how long we can keep telling people you're away from your desk."

Last-Minute Bombshells

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

"The eggs are all hidden on the South Lawn, Mr. Starr."

"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.