Scandal Admirer Prints

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

The DaVinci Code

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You know too much,'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."