Saxophone Jokers Prints

Looking for a cool cat.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"He told his last viola joke that day."

Musical Accidents

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Early music

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

'Pluck me.'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'So, it was true what they say. You don't choose the blues. They choose you.'

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

Death Goes For A Jog

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.