Musical Jokers Prints

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

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'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Artist Painting his Television.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"I'm very highly strung!"

Musical Accidents

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"I've got sea mail."

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

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