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'My bank suffered a severe financial set back, like yours did last month.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"It failed the stress test."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

The stock market sky is falling.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Deadly sales figures...

"Have they no shame?"

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Pig Bank Hammer

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. IX and X

Protecting Historic Landmarks

"Oh, stop your frettin'"