Save The Giraffes Advocate Pillows

Giraffe in extinction

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Why giraffes hate winter

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Jungle Games

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Whiplash..."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

City Zoo

Modigliani's Giraffe

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'How dumb can you get?'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Same old crowd."