Sausages Pillows

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

Woman walking sausage dog.

Sausage

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

A trio of local sausages.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"Today we're gonna find out what you're made of, Wienerschmidt!"