Sausage Specialist Pillows

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Sausages!

Tartar sauce.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Woman walking sausage dog.

Sausage

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

Antonio Carluccio.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

A trio of local sausages.