Sausage Specialist Mugs

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Tartar sauce.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bangers and Mash

Bed or breakfast.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

Woman walking sausage dog.

Antonio Carluccio.

Sausage

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

A trio of local sausages.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."