Sausage Connoisseur Pillows

"That's probably for me."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

Source of Information

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Bangers and Mash

Sauce close to the PM.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Dijon Vu