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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

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"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

"It's not your fault ... squirrels have heart attacks all the time. Pretty sure."

"Another double-header."

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

Frankfurters on a Bus

'No. Just a couple of squirrels.'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

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Girl waters a plant

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Quintus was well known for believing in imaginary friends, but since that day in August nobody laughed at him anymore.