Sauerkraut Supporters Pillows

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

That's my son! Bat boy.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Maybe you would have less of a problem with flies in your soup if you didn't have landing strips attached to your bowls.

'Brat with sauerkraut...which brat did you mean, ma'am?'

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"

I see you. I deny everything. I have PROOF that in order to keep your patrons coming back, you've quintupled the amount of caffeine in everything you sell. I SAID KEEP THOSE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES COMING!!! Anecdotal evidence is not the same thing as "proof." I see you.

COVID-19 Vaccine

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

"It's not your fault ... squirrels have heart attacks all the time. Pretty sure."

Frankfurters on a Bus

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

"Another double-header."

'No. Just a couple of squirrels.'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

German company involved in submarine disaster?

Tonight's comedy show will be interpreted for the chronically offended

Girl waters a plant

Christmas Sprout