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Dangerous Mural

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

Storks and Tank

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

GREENLAND

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

Silhouttes

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

The Boche Catcher

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

Hit Or Missler Gun

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'