Army Life Satirist T-Shirts

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

At a Country House

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Banting in the Yeomanry

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

US Camouflage School

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Emperor of Irony

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Beware of the dog.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

A Cow Tank.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Soldier Walking Peacock.

'My doc says I carry a lot of hostility with me.'

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'