Satirical Seer Mugs

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'Even More Disciples'

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Justice

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'