Satirical Romance Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I think we should start seeing other people.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

Crap from the future.

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Trappist Monk Discord

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Funnel of Love

Love

Funnel of Love

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'What does it say, Dad?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Love Birds love snuggles

The Tunnel Of Love

Words of Love

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."