Satirical Kings T-Shirts

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Drive-thru Church

Justice

"Can you hear me now?"

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Manspreading in Art

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Alexander Pope

God finger

CEO slumber

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"Any family history of stroke? Diabetes? Bankruptcy?"

The King's New Robes.

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

'This is what we call a 'patient'...you MAY find some reference to one of them on page 435 of your manual.'

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

"I usually vote for whoever promises to cut the most tax."

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'

Stopping Coronavirus