Satirical Genius Prints

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

"We shall now commence throwing money at the problem."

Prisoner still life painting.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Court is in session. Defense is shirts and plaintiffs are skins.'

"Anti-Vexxers!"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Gee, thanks pal."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Shampoo.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Reverse psychology

The World's Biggest Book Club

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Under new blame.