Intellectual Satirist Prints

'Let's face it, his I.Q. is smaller than his shoe size. . .'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Trump pardons

Intelligent people laugh too!

UK border controls relaxed.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Reagacentennial

No-Work Orange

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

Scarcity