Satirical Fashionistas Prints

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Emergency Hipster Beard

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Phone Mittens

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.