Fashion Satire Prints

Ugly sisters

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Phone Mittens

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Hoody Woodpecker.

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Home for the Holidays

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Stay at home

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

"Oh God, beards are so passe."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."