Satirical Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'It's strange, but ever since that star appeared I've had this overwhelming urge to go shopping.'

"See? No socialists."

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Is he well enough to look at his hospital bill, doctor?'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Debt Councellor: 'You'll have to declare yourself a Private Equity Company.'

"Sure, we need affordable housing - just so long as it doesn't come at the expense of unaffordable housing."

Content Street Vendor

'The demeanor of this judicial panel doesn't bode well for your appeal.'

'Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'These next few questions may make you a little uncomfortable. I hope they do. You look way too comfortable.'

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

Carbon Trading

"Guidance from the DOH on how to see paitents more quickly..."

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."

'Hi, I'm from your alumni assocation, and I'm wondering if you'd care to share your loot...'

"That's a crazy idea but it might work."

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

'Good point Frank. . . does anyone else have an opinion about my new proposal. . .?'

We can terminate employment any way we see fit.

Tolerate thy neighbour

'Here at St Wadlings we like to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual no 76/09bt-c12.'

'So what did you die of?' Reply - 'Alcoholism...and you?' Reply - 'Nationalism.'

"Upset by the high cost of prescription drugs? There's a new drug on the market to treat that."

"Let's face it, the taxpayer dollar doesn't go as far as it once did."

Shotgun Bar Mitzvah

"Of course I'm proud to work here... Why do you ask?

"Tag! Your salary's frozen."

Jesus- his final words.

"This is my new normal."