Satirical Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

"Will you knock off the spamming already...you are ruining it for us legitimate Nigerian kings who are trying desperately to give away our massive fortunes!"

Brexit

Lockdown in Austria for the Unvaccinated

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

For Unvaccinated Only

Newt, Presidential Candidate

"Lucky me, I always wanted twins."

You have back-breaking syndrome. Throw away your credit cards, refinance your mortgage and switch the kids out of private schools into public schools.

Baggar with unruly hair holds sign which reads: Combless please help.

Pope on balcony, "What if I was just an ordinary man?"

Federal Department of 'You Gotta Be Kidding!'

Scapegoat.

Stimulus money .

"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."

"One hundred billion workers and I'm the only one made redundant. Do you realise how unlucky that makes me feel?"

'I'm writing my own obituary, but with a twist: I cheat death at the very last minute.'

My Guns Go Where I Do!

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

"Want to see his head explode?...Say 'Anchor Baby' 3 times really fast!"

Died of hypochondria (and is not really dead).

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"I am Fuhrerious! Someone has stolen my 'Nuremberg Raleigh' from the Bike Shed!"

"I see the cuts are starting to bite."

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

A mistake during an operation.

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The Only GOP Gubernatorial candidate to be endorsed by President Trump. . .

New trend: dissolving your teeth with a Coca-Cola habit and getting dentures like Trump.

"For me, crime pays for what Medicare doesn't cover."

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

"My client wants half, plus another fifteen per cent to cover my fees."

Occupy God's Vacuum

Baghdad 2014