Satirical Courtroom Drama Pillows

Bring a dash of humor and satire into their home with pillows inspired by the dramatic and witty world of courtroom entertainment.

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'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

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Trial by Media

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale." mockup

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . . mockup

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

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I love Lawyers

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"Now that's a win."

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly." mockup

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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"You can't plead cute."

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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

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"We make crime pay."

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.' mockup

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"#notguilty."

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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Yawning barristers in court

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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A baby in court

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Justice 4 Ron

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"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!" mockup

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

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'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?' mockup

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

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"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime." mockup

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

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'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?' mockup

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

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Sue The Bastards

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"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context." mockup

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

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Satirical Courtroom Drama Pillows Collection

Satirical Courtroom Drama Mugs

Explore our collection of witty courtroom satire mugs—perfect for lawyers, drama fans, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor.

Satirical Courtroom Drama Prints

Browse our witty courtroom drama prints—great conversation starters and humorous décor for fans of legal satire.

Satirical Courtroom Drama T-Shirts

Check out our humorous T-shirts inspired by courtroom satire—ideal for legal buffs and comedy lovers alike.