Satirical Connoisseur Mugs

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"It's as if all those anti-Trump memes we shared online achieved nothing!"

"My bouche was not amused."

"Heh heh heh!"

School of Comparative Anatomy

Tip of the icebergs for sale - get them before they melt.

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"The President's parenting skills are confusing to me...he keeps telling his daughters he's going to punish them, but never does!"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

Farm Humor.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The Trojan Beagle.

Happy Hour

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.