Political Satire Connoisseur Mugs

The Evolution of Trumpcare

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Political convention

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Loan Alley

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Archival Warfare

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

SAGE mentality

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Death to the Extremists

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"Very Presidential."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Ok, I found a secure line."

tRUMp, Pirate President

A Little Extra

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."