Satire Savorer Pillows

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Man confronts death and taxes at the same time.

"This IS Cinderella Sire, you should see her two ugly sisters!"

NEW FALL LINEUP

Crack Down

I upgraded the voices in my head to commercial-free premium, and now I feel much better!

The good news is that you've cured me of my pornography addiction � The bad news is that now I'm addicted to Rorschach ink blots.

"For urgent messages we needed something faster then NHS mail!"

'I've never seen so many chinese restaurants.'

Bag for Afterlife

"What I really hate is when he tickles me with it."

The Grim Peeper makes a house call.

Two Men Having Showdown On Small Hill-Top

"It's only panic alarm system... it goes off every time management suggest another reorganisation."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'That's our mission statement.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Trump pardons

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

UK border controls relaxed.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building