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'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

'You're not from round ear, are you?'

CONGRESS, 'I don't know about other problems, but it always helps to throw money at my WIFE.'

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

"my last live stream surgery scored 3.5 stars."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

reincarnated worm...

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The height of fashion in 1796

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

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