Satirical Politics Junkie Mugs

"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good boy."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

They're Not Just That Into It

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Trump! The Musical

'If only every year was an election year.'

Putin and Zelensky

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Political convention

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

G7 Summit Concern

Laughingstock

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'