Satire Fanatic Pillows

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

'Despite appreances, there is a gray area...'

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

1998: A Look Back - January & February

'Wow, a quarter! This must be my lucky day!'

'I'm having real trouble getting on the property ladder...'

"He hated funerals. His last words were, ‘Wake me up when it's over.'"

US civil war

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Director/Action Man toy.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Life is for the birds.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

The height of fashion in 1796

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

reincarnated worm...

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

What's normal?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."