Satire Fanatic Pillows

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

'Despite appreances, there is a gray area...'

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

1998: A Look Back - January & February

The Emperors First Debate Ratings

'Wow, a quarter! This must be my lucky day!'

'I'm having real trouble getting on the property ladder...'

"He hated funerals. His last words were, ‘Wake me up when it's over.'"

US civil war

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Hollywood Sign Developers

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Support the Ex-Troops

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Pretty Flowers

Torturing the English Language

Life is for the birds.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

reincarnated worm...

The height of fashion in 1796

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"