Satire Appreciation Society Member Pillows

Life is for the birds.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Gay Times...

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Mikado

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"They're so like us."

"Steamed vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

'Oh Hi!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"She's a miniature."

The Greek Trampoline

Russia Money Laundering

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Amateurs."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."