Satire Appreciation Society Member Pillows

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

Hollywood Sign Developers

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Life is for the birds.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Cord cutter

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Steamed vegetables."

"They're so like us."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Berlin Peace Movement

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'Oh Hi!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Mikado

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"She's a miniature."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Amateurs."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.