Satie Admirer Gifts

Eric Satie

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I know it's gassy...'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Sleeping Beauty

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

The Dandy

The Land Before Mimes.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'We need to talk.'

Jean Sibelius.

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

A pair of mimes mimic working hard.

BEER BELLY

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Danger - Mime Field.

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022