Satie Admirer Gifts

Eric Satie

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I know it's gassy...'

Sleeping Beauty

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

The Dandy

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"You have the right to remain silent."

Kim Novak caricature

'We need to talk.'

Johnny Depp

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Jean Sibelius.

Mime Today / The Before Mime

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

BEER BELLY

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

A pair of mimes mimic working hard.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Naomi Osaka

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Javier Bardem

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

Danger - Mime Field.