Satellite Sleuths Gifts

Ultimate Health Care

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The Modern Godot

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Spy Satellite

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'